No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He? As in you personified your dick?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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