So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Randomize
