He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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