i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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