i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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