: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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