im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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