It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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