I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
They took my balls.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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