I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
