I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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