You're so nebulous sometimes
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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