Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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