i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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