I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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