vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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