I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
