My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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