Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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