but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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