i just had sex bonerless
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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