We need to rekindle our bromance
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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