if you like me you must not know who I am
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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