Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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