Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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