Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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