im having a threesome with these popsicles
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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