i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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