Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I look better un-naked...
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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