Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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