i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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