She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Welp...herpes.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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