the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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