margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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