just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
