Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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