They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize
