Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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