And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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