I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Randomize
