my room smells like sperm. sweet.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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