I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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