do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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