Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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