you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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