had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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