i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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