i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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