You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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