why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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