are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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