All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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