road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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