Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
someone threw a dead crab at me
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I want to fling myself into the sun
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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