Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We talked him into tasing himself.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Randomize
